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Casually browsing Facebook, and this gem appears.

 

“G’day mate, Fosters Helpline..
What’s the problem mate?”

“Hi Guys, I’m in Australia with the girlfriend and she’s been stung on the minge by a hornet, and now her fanny has completely closed up”

“Bummer Mate…”

“Thanks Guys, that’s what I thought too.
Bye…”

Brutal honesty hour.

  • A - If I'm in love.

  • B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.

  • C - How long it's been since I've kissed.

  • D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.

  • E - How many holes I have in my ears.

  • F - Give me any options, like 'hot or cold?'

  • G - The last person I said 'I love you' to.

  • H - The last person I hugged.

  • I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.

  • J - Are you insecure. What about?

  • K- What my full name is.

  • L - If I have siblings.

  • M - If I forgive betrayal.

  • N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.

  • O - If I like my school.

  • P - What kind of music I like.

  • Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.

  • R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.

  • S - 2 habits.

  • T- 5 things I love unconditionally.

  • U - How many texts I send daily.

  • V - 3 big dreams.

  • W - An idol.

  • X - If I've done something I regret very much.

  • Y - If I like my town and why.

  • Z - Ask any question you want.

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